real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Street harassment is not a compliment.
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I have a mighty need
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and